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Son ask's Dad the difference between theoretically and realistically.
Dad said that's hard but i have an idea !. Ask mum if she would sleep with the the milkman for ?1million quid. Mum said YES. Da said ask your sister if she'll sleep with the coalman for ?2million quid. Sister said YES. Well there son that's your answer , theoretically we're sitting on ?3million quid, but realistically we're just living with 2 Fuckin slag's cheap tramadol cod cheap tramadol 180 buy information tramadol |
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Grass Sandwich
At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden to dance. While they were dancing, he gives her a little squeeze, and says, "In America, we call this a hug." She replies, "Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a hug too." A little later, he gives her a peck on the cheek, and says, "In America, we call this a kiss." She replies, "Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a kiss too." Towards the end of the night, and a lot of drinks later, he takes her out on the campus lawn, and proceeds to have sex with her, and says, "In America, we call this a grass sandwich." She says, "Yaaah in Sveden, we call it a grass sandwich too, but we usually put more meat in it." buy tramadol cheap 180 tramadol tramadol cheapest buy tramadol cod <a href=" http://tramadol-discount.armyw.info/...ol-online.html ">discount tramadol online</a> |
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Special Birthday
This week we celebrated a special birthday. Monica Lewinsky turned 31 this week. Can you believe it? It seems like only yesterday she was crawling around the White House on her hands and knees!!!! They grow up so fast! buy somatrophin buy soma cheap cheap soma cod |
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Once there was a woman who was deeply in love with a mysterious man. Then one night she got him all alone in his office and screamed meow meow look at me now!!,
but the man didn't. So the woman took off her top and screamed meow meow look at me now!!, but he didn't. So the woman look off her pants and screamed meow meow look at me now!!, but the man didn't. So the woman took of her bra and screamed meow meow look at me now!!, but the man didn't.So the woman took off her g-string and screamed meow meow look at me now!! one last time. The man then turned around and yelled woof woof i'm a poof!!. justian timberlake shakira lyric shakira no creo |
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A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was
squirming around,scratching his crotch and not paying attention. She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy. The teacher told him to go down to the principal's office. He was to phone his mother and ask her what he should do about it.He did it and returned to his class. Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room. The teacher went back to investigate only to find the little boy sitting at his desk with his penis hanging out. I thought I told you to call your mom." she screamed. I did," he said "And she told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school." inspiron 7500 battery compaq laptop batterys battery gateway laptop toshiba laptop batterys <a href=" http://sale-laptop-battery.btewu.inf...wholesale.html ">battery laptop wholesale</a> |
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A fiftyish woman was at home, happily jumping up and down on her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband watched her for a while and then asked, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?"
The woman continued to bounce on the bed and said, "I don't care. I just came from having a mammogram and the doctor says I have the breasts of an 18 year-old." The husband said, "What did he say about your 55 year old ass?" "Your name never came up," she replied. fast phentermine get phentermine cheap phentermine tricks now phentermine |
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I was home visiting my folks and my mom asked me to set the table for dinner.
When I opened the refrigerator and taped to the inside of the door was a photo of a lovely, slender, perfectly built, naked young woman. "Mom, what's this?" I asked. "Oh, I put that up there to remind me not to over-eat," she answered. "Is it working?" I asked. "Yes and no," she explained. "I've lost 15 pounds, but your dad has gained 20!" 3pm cheap phentermine phentermine cheap discount phentermine prescription drug generic brand phentermine |
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